Advent Calendar Day 6: Best Christmas Crackers 2016

Written by Molly

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If you’re looking for something a little different in your cracker gifts, these Drinks by the Dram Spirit & Liqueur Crackers are for you. Each cracker contains a different 3cl dram of a spirit or liqueur.

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Ridley’s Balloon Modelling Crackers 
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Something to keep little ones entertained at the meal table, these balloon modelling crackers come with 30 balloons and instructions for creating fabulous balloon animals – a sure fire hit with the family at Christmas.

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A Whistle Orchestra

 
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Get the whole family in tune with these musical crackers. Comprising 8 differently pitched musical whistles and sheets of music, which if played in the correct order will produce sweet music. The only issue being keeping the whole family in time!

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Moustache Crackers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This pack of Ridley’s moustaches on sticks box set promises to add an exciting element of fun to your party table. Vibrant and retro in design, the crackers also include a hat, snap and motto with 8 assorted moustaches making a truly fun keepsake for your guests.

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The Asprey Christmas Cracker

 
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For those with more expensive taste then look no further than the Asprey Christmas Cracker. Coming in at a cool £210 per cracker, these crackers are made to order and come with one of a selection of sterling silver gifts.

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Cracker Jokes

 
As an added bonus, it is Christmas after all, enjoy these classic Christmas cracker jokes.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

 

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

 

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

 

What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

 

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

 

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

 

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Because their days are numbered!

 

Don’t forget to check back for tomorrow’s advent door.

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Posted on 6th December 2017

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